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The Pinoy and The American
4.22.2006
A Pinoy is having his snack (bread and ube jam),when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Pinoy ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: You Filipino folks eat the whole bread?
Pinoy: (in a bad mood) Of course.
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to the Philippines.
The American has a smirk on his face.
The Pinoy listens in silence.
American: (persists) D'ya eat jelly with the bread?
Pinoy: Of Course.
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to them Philippines.
Pinoy: (pissed) Do you have sex in America?
American: (smirking) Why Of course we do.
Pinoy: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?
American: We throw them away, of course.
Pinoy: In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States.
*kuha sa http://rannedom.blogspot.com ganda ng blog na to. yiiiee. nasa links ko na rin xa. basahin nio ung alamat ng mocha ang cute. hehe.
anywayyysss. since laughtrips naman ang topic. now is the time to share some laughs. drama. eto may kwento ako.
kase. ung kapatid ko na si luis, may crush sa school. [bulgar eh no? :))] pangalan nia janine yiiieee. anyways. basta un. tas parati namen xang inaasar sknea.
eh meron pang isang babae na nali-link sa kapatid ko. [intriganess. :))] pangalan nia, kakai. ayaw ni luis kay kakai. ako din ayaw eh. kse dati pumunta ako sa school nila tas bigla ba namang nilapitan si luis tas sbe nia: luis, pa-kiss naman o! tas super tulo laway tas ang dungis. =)) tas nasigawan ko tuloy: huwag! =)) aion. hahaha.
eh ganito kase. best in religion ung kapatid ko na un. [daig pa ako no? :|] tas tinanong namen kay mommy: sino mas gusto mo para kay luis, si janine or si kakai? tas sabe ni mommy: wala magpa-pari si kuya eh. =))
tas eto pa. bumili kase ng pabango si mama. tas inamoy namen. tas sabe ni luis: aian ung pabango ni janine! tas parang kame: uyyy, inaamoy si janine =))
tapos eto pa. tinanong sakin ni daddy ung age old question: which came first, the chicken or the egg? so ako todo sagot: syempre ung chicken kase wala namang ginawa si God na egg diba? tas sabe ni dad: maleeee! tas ako baket na naman? tas sabe nia: kase diba unang ginawa ni God si Adam? eh di ba may itlog un? hahahaha. =))ang green ni dad no? so no question kay dad ako nagmana sa ka-greenan ko. =))
Now you understand what it's like to dive.
Take it back, taken back, she forgets you.
Now she pleads: "Forgive me again, it's the last time I will..."
1:16:00 PM
Take it back, taken back, she forgets you.
Now she pleads: "Forgive me again, it's the last time I will..."
1:16:00 PM
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